Road works, traffic jams and golden pink clouds. I don’t know which one of these occurrences will trigger a verb first, but the way forward is stuck; I’m vigilant. There are the drivers who honk their horns and there are those who surrender, scrolling down their phone, bending forward over the car’s wheel, adjusting their hair and make-up in the rearvie…
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