This one can’t be rushed with a food processor. Get the mortar out, hold the pestle firmly with the hand of your choice and crush crush crush. You’ll need more oil. Spoon after spoon, it’ll be easing and fragrant like a spring promise. The process requires few ingredients but attention, something so simple it has become unreal for being so good. But it …
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