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#18: ragù

#18: ragù

mushrooms e borlotti beans polpette, plenty of rosemary and sage, a remembrance

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A Hare was making fun of the Tortoise one day for being so slow.
‘Do you ever get anywhere?’ He asked with a mocking laugh.
‘Yes,’ replied the Tortoise, ‘and I get there sooner than you think. I’ll run you a race and prove it.’
The Hare was much amused at the idea of running a race with the Tortoise, but for the fun of the thing he agreed. So the Fox, who …

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